What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:35
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Major supermarket chain workers start strike across 4 cities - TheStreet
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is Taylor Swift actually a nice person?
No way
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Checkers Drop Game 1 of Finals in Double Overtime - Charlotte Checkers Hockey
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Over-the-counter supplement could prevent heart disease in type 2 diabetes patients - Medical Xpress
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
China Set for Critical Orbital Refueling Test With 2 U.S. Satellites Watching Closely - Gizmodo
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Wall Street CEOs are cycling through the five stages of tariff grief - NPR
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives